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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Nobody ever died of laughter.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Author: Albert Camus

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Author: Henry Kissinger

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license.
Author: John Milton

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention .... "
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes

The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes