Best quotes to send by SMS
W. S. Gilbert Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

William Shakespeare Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.
Author: William Shakespeare

Russell Baker Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Author: Russell Baker

Hesketh Pearson Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Author: Hesketh Pearson

James Joyce Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Author: James Joyce

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
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Bird jokes What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
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Bird jokes What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
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Bird jokes How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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Bird jokes Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
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