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We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have devised profound theories, one after another, to account for its origins. At last, we have succeeded in reconstructing the creature that made the footprint. And lo! It is our own.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
Author: Robinson Jeffers

We have some salt of our youth in us.
Author: William Shakespeare

It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
Author: Kingsley Amis

Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character.
Author: Henry Clay

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes