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Best quotes to send by SMS
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has never known sorrow, is to be ignorant of one half of nature.Author: Seneca
To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence.Author: Aristotle
To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.Author: Gwendolyn Brooks
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.Author: e e cummings
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.Author: Gustave Flaubert
The best jokes to send by SMS
Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If
you
wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had
our
plots in another cemetery.
He seemed uncertain as to
what to say next, but he recovered to say
politely, "I hope you'll be
very happy there."This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes
The top toothbrush salesman at the company
was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He
replied
"It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his
display of
brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like
this, and
then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the
customers. He
laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "That's a
very innovative
approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and
stuck it in his
mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss
yelled. The salesman
replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes
What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as
he gave him a good
belt.This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes