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We must uphold the promise of Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, and Clinton and never allow the President and his Republican friends to threaten Social Security by putting it on the Wall Street trading block.
Author: John Kerry

I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
Author: John Kerry

We only do well the things we like doing.
Author: Colette

We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes