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...people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Author: J. K. Rowling

[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
Author: Michelle Burford

[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Author: Thomas Dekker

[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!
Author: Theodor Herzl

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes