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Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders about the meaning of existence or the complexity of the universe or themselves.
Author: Herbert W. Boyer

The cautious seldom err.
Author: Confucius

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Author: Carol Burnett

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes