Best quotes to send by SMS
Norman Mailer Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
Author: Norman Mailer

Oprah Winfrey Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

C. S. Lewis Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes.
Author: C. S. Lewis

John Singer Sargent Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Author: John Singer Sargent

Shakti Gawain Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Author: Shakti Gawain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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Frog jokes Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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Frog jokes What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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Frog jokes What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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Frog jokes A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
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