Best quotes to send by SMS

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
Author: Norman Mailer
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes.
Author: C. S. Lewis
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Author: John Singer Sargent
Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Author: Shakti Gawain
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
"What's
that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So,
Mr.
Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the
situation.
The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had
for the loan and
the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager,
"that's a
knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes