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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Author: Franz Kafka

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
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