Best quotes to send by SMS

He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Author: Tryon Edwards
He who desires is always poor.
Author: Claudianus
He who does not venture has no luck.
Author: Mexican Proverb
He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
Author: Confucius
He who has never hoped can never despair.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claude
!
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cod
!
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin
!
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga
!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton
!
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes