Best quotes to send by SMS
Tryon Edwards He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Author: Tryon Edwards

Claudianus He who desires is always poor.
Author: Claudianus

Mexican Proverb He who does not venture has no luck.
Author: Mexican Proverb

Confucius He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
Author: Confucius

George Bernard Shaw He who has never hoped can never despair.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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