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The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him 6,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, "That will be $6,000 in principal, and $18.40 in interest." The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away. "Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow? The man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for t wo weeks and pay only $18.40?"
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An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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