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I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone.
Author: William Claire

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
Author: Sophia Loren

In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes