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There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
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Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I?
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "I don't know any of them." "I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I know them all."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes