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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.
Author: John Muir

Coersion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Author: William Shakespeare

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!"
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes