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Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Author: Matthew Prior

Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Author: Edward Young

Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Author: Epictetus

Beauty is no quality in things themselves: it exists merely in the mind which contemplates them.
Author: David Hume

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes.' They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'
Author: Clare Booth Luce

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes