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The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.
Author: Jean Cocteau

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
Author: Charles Barkley

Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
Author: Hosea Ballou

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Author: L. M. Boyd

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes