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One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Author: Anonymous

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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