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Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Author: Roseanne Barr

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Author: Tom Robbins

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Author: Charles Kingsley

What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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