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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Author: Ludwig Erhard

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Author: Alfred E. Wiggam

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
Author: Homer

A crow is no whiter for being washed.
Author: French Proverb

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes