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Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain one's balance and keep afloat.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Actions lie louder than words.
Author: Carolyn Wells

Admit that your own private Mount Everest exists. That is half the battle.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Adversity is the touchstone of friendship.
Author: French Proverb

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes