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Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus

Men willingly believe what they wish.
Author: Julius Caesar

Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Author: William Shakespeare

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
Author: Joe Martin

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is the strongest bird ? A crane !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes