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I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel

The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Author: Henry James

The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant.
Author: John Stuart Mill

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Author: Paul Fix

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
Author: Russell Baker

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !
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