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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

The world knows of Rosa Parks because of a single, simple act of dignity and courage that struck a lethal blow to the foundations of legal bigotry.
Author: Bill Clinton

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
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Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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