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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep: No more; and by a sleep to sa
Author: William Shakespeare

To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.
Author: Stanislaw Leszczynski

To die will be an awfully big adventure.
Author: James M. Barrie

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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