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Better no law than laws not enforced.
Author: Italian Proverb

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Author: Demosthenes

Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
Author: Lebanese Proverb

Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Author: The Talmud

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes