Best quotes to send by SMS

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams
Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns
Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
meal
?
That hit the spots !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite food ?
Anything that
is on your plate !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why is it called a "litter" of
puppies
?
Because they mess up the whole house !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
?
A plain clothes police dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a
blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes