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Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
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Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
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Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
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