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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
Author: Comte de Buffon

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
Author: Voltaire

Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Author: William Shakespeare

What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
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