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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes