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Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Author: Scandinavian Proverb

God conceals himself from the mind of man, but reveals himself to his heart.
Author: African Proverb

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Author: James M. Barrie

God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Author: Ethel Mumford

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes