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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.
Author: Plato

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
Author: Steve Jobs

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.
Author: Bible

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !
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