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The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound

The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler

Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Author: Seneca

What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
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What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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