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Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Author: Mark Twain

Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
Author: Titus Livius

Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright.
Author: Bible

What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
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Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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