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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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