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The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson

The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothi
Author: Boris Pasternak

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Author: Bill Gates

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Author: William James

Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes