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Best quotes to send by SMS
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.Author: Confucius
First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.Author: Thomas a Kempis
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.Author: Epictetus
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.Author: Martin Myers
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.Author: Jean Paul Richter
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean
a
pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I
can
get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to
come with
it!"This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How many are you?
-
We are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a
brother?
- No, why do you ask?This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes