Best quotes to send by SMS
Walt Whitman Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman

Robert Ingersoll Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Arthur Miller Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the pow
Author: Arthur Miller

Orson Welles Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Author: Orson Welles

Scandinavian Proverb Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Author: Scandinavian Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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Insect jokes Why did the fly fly ?
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
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Insect jokes What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
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Insect jokes How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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