Best quotes to send by SMS

Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll
Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the pow
Author: Arthur Miller
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Author: Orson Welles
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
Author: Scandinavian Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a bored
visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the fly fly ?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with
an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference between a
mosquito
and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out
of the butter dish with a knife !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes