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Best quotes to send by SMS
Hold a true friend with both hands.Author: Nigerian Proverb
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.Author: Fred Allen
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.Author: Franklin P. Jones
Honesty is the best image.Author: Tom Wilson
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.Author: Kin Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS
The
child was a typical four-year-old
girl - cute, inquisitive, bright
as a new penny. When she expressed
difficulty in grasping the concept
of marriage, her father decided to
pull out his wedding photo album,
thinking visual images would help.
One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the
church,
the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the
reception,
etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think
so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for
us?"This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
men and 4 women:
Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my
plea."
Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to
change your mind?"
Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not
Guilty I didn't know
there would be women on the jury. Since I
can't even fool my
wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women
jurors."This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred
times?" asked the judge.
"Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant,
"I didn't know how to
switch off the electric carving knife."This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes