Best quotes to send by SMS
Edith Sitwell I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Elbert Hubbard How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Real Live Preacher I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher

George W. Bush I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.
Author: George W. Bush

Stephen Colbert I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Author: Stephen Colbert

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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Monster jokes Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
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Monster jokes Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.
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Monster jokes What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
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Monster jokes What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
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