Best quotes to send by SMS

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell
How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard
I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher
I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.
Author: George W. Bush
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Author: Stephen Colbert
The best jokes to send by SMS

How did the monster cure his sore throat?
He spent all day gargoyling.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Did you hear the
joke about the two
monsters who crashed?
They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Where is the monster's temple?
On the
side of his head.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What makes an ideal present for
a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross
a tall green
monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes