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I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes