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Best quotes to send by SMS
I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.Author: Oprah Winfrey
It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.Author: Latin Proverb
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.Author: Jerome K. Jerome
It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset.Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.Author: Aeschylus
The best jokes to send by SMS
First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when
to
stop.This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in the night.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea.This is the joke from a category: Time jokes
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean?
That the nail had come out of the wall.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes