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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.
Author: Henry James

It's also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that's sitting right here right now... with its aches and it pleasures... is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive.
Author: Pema Chodron

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.
Author: Suze Orman

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Author: Unknown

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible." The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?" "Yeah. But you started it."
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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
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What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
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