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Best quotes to send by SMS
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be read once.Author: Cyril Connolly
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.Author: Mark Twain
Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your widest ambition.Author: Sir William Osler
Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless.Author: George Lucas
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.Author: Homer
The best jokes to send by SMS
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A blonde was driving down
the road
listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard
blonde joke after
blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another
blonde out
in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and
angrily
jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like
you that give the rest of
us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come
out there and give you what's
coming to you!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
while she was
ironing!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It takes too long
to retrain her afterwards!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes