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Carl Friedrich Gauss Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Author: Carl Friedrich Gauss

Mary Caroline Davies May I forget what ought to be forgotten; and recall, unfailing, all that ought to be recalled, each kindly thing, forgetting what might sting.
Author: Mary Caroline Davies

Jonathan Swift May you live all the days of your life.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Tish Grier Maybe it's easier to like someone else's life, and live vicariously through it, than take some responsiblity to change our lives into lives we might like.
Author: Tish Grier

Mark Twain Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Author: Mark Twain

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