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Best quotes to send by SMS
Man is the measure of all things.Author: Protagoras
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tvAuthor: Ellen DeGeneres
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too much. My spiritual quest is the painful process of learning to let go of things not essential.Author: Real Live Preacher
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.Author: George Bernard Shaw
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.Author: Mark Twain
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do you have to wait so long for a
ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a teacher
and a conductor on the railroad?
One trains the mind, the other
minds the train.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord
is a Norwegian motor car.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
If you watch the way that many motorists
drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous
part
of a car is the nut behind the wheel.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What is an autobiography?
The life
story of an automobile.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes