Best quotes to send by SMS

No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Author: Saint Jerome
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Author: William Shakespeare
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Author: Jean Kerr
No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year.
Author: Sean O'Casey
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Author: Thomas Mann
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why
did Bill Clinton cross the
road?
A: To tax the chicken.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on
grass.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell that the guy
who
attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to
have
thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did
Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: "You idiot! I
told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How many Hillary Clintons
does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the bulb and the
world revolves around her.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes