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If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template, then that entry looks completely different. It's the same words, but not the same meaning. This all depends on what historical questions that people will
Author: Josh Greenberg

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
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What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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