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Best quotes to send by SMS
One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.Author: Clifton Fadiman
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.Author: Oscar Wilde
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.Author: Meister Eckhart
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.Author: W. Somerset Maugham
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What do you call kinky sex with
chocolate?
A: S&M&M.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q:
What are 3 two letter words that say
small?
A: Is it in.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell
back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked
Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't even stir from
her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue, and stuck her
again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and
the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one m
ore time, I'll break it in half!"This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the grounds that her husband
"beats her." The Judge,
wanting every detail asked how often it was he
beat the woman.
"Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every
damn time
!"This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes
Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone's going to
lose their trailer...This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes