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Motorola ROKR_E1
Motorola RIZR_Z6
Motorola RAZR_V3i
Motorola RAZR_V3
Motorola RAZR_maxx
Motorola PEBL_V6
Motorola MPx220
Motorola MPx100
Motorola L7
Motorola L6
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Best quotes to send by SMS
Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.Author: Randy K. Milholland
Senescent judges show how patriotic they are by passing out hard sentences for tearing up a draft card or following one's conscience according to the principles established by our country at the Nuremburg trials.Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Sometimes you feel other people's pain worse than your own. We're armored against our own troubles. We can't afford to give in to despair. Then you see someone else struggling, and it breaks your... heart.Author: Sean Stewart
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.Author: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.Author: Steven Pearl
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I
want it going
with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,
and just
make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why
in
the world do you want your hair cut like that."
Guy says, "That's
how you cut it last time"This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !This is the joke from a category: History jokes