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Best quotes to send by SMS
I'm still an atheist, thank God.Author: Luis Bunuel
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.Author: Henry James
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant.Author: John Stuart Mill
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.Author: Paul Fix
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.Author: Russell Baker
The best jokes to send by SMS
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his
bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.
Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day
he stops
seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something
different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his
old client in
the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking
well-rested,
energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's
amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you
seem to be doing
much better. How?"
"I went to see another
doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he
cured me in just ONE
session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah,"
continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the
psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one
session?"
"Oh,
easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my
bed."This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how long
have you had this complaint?
What complaint?This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I,
YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this
phantasy?"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes